Fuck them up their stupid asses. Amazon.com: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back : Movies & TV Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. We're going to Hollywood! Jay: It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Have you seen them roaming around? Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! List of films with post-credits scenes - Wikipedia What a motherfucker, man! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Daphne: They gotta break into Provasik now. You're doubling me, obviously. Whillenholly: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Watch Free on Pluto TV United States Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Justice: Wow! You gotta do the safe picture. Brent: R. . Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Jay: Opening text: Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Mua-ha-ha-ha! I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Hey, little man! They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Where we taking it from, Gus? / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Half's not enough? This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Ben Affleck: But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes [appears out of nowhere] [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Jay's Mother: Jay: Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors Steve-Dave Pulasti: It is a comic book, not your dick! Goddamn yous all to hell! Well, FUCK that. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. I'm a teen idol, dammit! You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Baby Jay: Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. Whillenholly: Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Matt Damon: No, but it's Miramax. Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Must kill him, doesn't it! Jay: Jay: I said you LOVE the cock. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. What's your damage, little boy? Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Silent Bob: Jason Biggs: Whillenholly: That shit is the mad notes. Jay: Fred: Of course. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? [cocky] A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. But it was better than "Mallrats". Justice: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. But funny. Holy shit. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Trivia - TV Tropes Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Miramax? 'Scuse me. Jay: Who's watching these babies? Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Jay: While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. You're not paralyzed. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. See, here's the pulse. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. . Gus Van Sant: A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Willenholly: We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. You the man. Banky: Holden : The Internet buzz. So what's the deal here? Whillenholly: Customer at Quick Stop: Sheriff: Reg Hartner: Let it rip boy Angel Jay: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Say, what's all this talk about farting? While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Two reasons. Just look at the Platypus. Okay. The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. Jay: Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Holy shit, dude. Justice: Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Hooker #1: Justice: A monkey? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Look at me. Jay's Mother: I'll be right here waitin'. Oh, all right. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. [about "Dawson's Creek"] I pinch it like this. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Feature length? Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Chrissy: The little stoner was right! And that body? They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. COMMANDER! Teen #2: I know it's in there! Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Oh, shit, It understood us! Angel Jay: Jay: Look, man. Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Let's go, misters. Don't say anything! Angel Jay: Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! [in huddle with Damon] [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] James Van Der Beek: The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Brodie: This job just passed the point of no return! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Funny - TV Tropes Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Justice: Just stand there, and react. Tricia Jones: Jay: The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Sissy: Jay: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. No, you the man, and that's the problem. Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? James Van Der Beek: You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." And sometimes, you go back to the well. Jay: Yeah, sis. Holden: Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 You went to film school didn't you? I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Don't you recognize me? Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Brodie Bruce | Kevin Smith Wiki | Fandom I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? What the fuck are you talking about? Willenholly: Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. There are no more lines. Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Jay: Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. Holden: We've got a mystery to solve! Check this shit out. Oh yeah, nice parenting. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? She is too fine. In prison, he'll be the pie. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Jay and Silent Bob - YouTube Sheriff: Passerby: Oh, now you're the director. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Sorry, Justice. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Silent Bob: There's females present. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) mistakes - Moviemistakes.com Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0] [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! [to Gus Van Sant] Echo Base: Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Jay: Oh, but I think it is. This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Sissy: What do we do with them now? edit crew name : nOmArch. And on that note, we cue the music. Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . James Van Der Beek: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Don't be so suburban. Whillenholly: [singing] Whillenholly: Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained - Looper.com So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. [to Silent Bob] Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.
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