As I was leaving, he said: Dont forget poobags!, I was like Alright, Gran, you can come as well.. Good for the planet, but scratchy. Chris Turner (2016), I bumped into my French teacher the other day who asked me what Im up to now. To be arms.Phil Wang ( 2015 ), Feminism is not a fad call. It's the jokes from my second tour 'There's Something About Gary' and provided many of the jokes for TV spots I recorded at that time. Live theres no safety net. Most one-liners are reverse engineered, and start with something you hear. I owe so much money to my herb seller that hes threatened to send round the bay leafs. All rights reserved. I replied. I shouted Stop! but if anything that made it worse. Replace your weakest material with better new stuff its an ongoing process. Enjoy activities- Endless Easter fun with family and friends at The O2, 2. 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners If you have to force it its probably shit. Stephen K. Amos(2014), I used to be addicted to swimming but Im very proud to say Ive been dry for six years.Alfie Moore(2013), My grandad has a chair in his shower which makes him feel old, so in order to feel young he sits on it backwards like a cool teacher giving an assembly about drugs. Rhys James (2016), My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. A star of Mock The Week, Live at The Apollo and Celebrity Pointless he has also written for 8 Out Of 10 Cats and 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, A League Of Their Own, The British Comedy Awards and The News Quiz. Say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table. The funniest ever Still Game quotes Youll progress quotes ' Paddy Lennox, Im looking for the next. Best of 2022 Top 250 Movies Most Popular Movies Top 250 TV Shows Most Popular TV Shows Most Popular Video Games Most Popular Music Videos Most Popular Podcasts. A milk shake! That is wrong on so many different levels.Tim Vine, I picked up a hitch hiker. Wait until your dad gets home, well have a chat introduce you and see if hell start paying maintenance'Hayley Ellis (2016), Son, I dont think youre cut out to be a mime. Its called the Daily Mail. Hayley Ellis (2016), When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a womans body. Experience the best value day out in London at Brew//LDN, the ultimate craft beer festival that wont break the bank 5th and 6th May, 4. Im just worried shes going to dehydrate Kerri Godliman (2008), I have the woman-flu. 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners 1.4M views, 9.6K likes, 306 loves, 931 comments, 3.1K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Gary Delaney: This Summer I recorded two old tour shows LIVE at Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool. Were no good at naming things in our house Ed Byrne, I wasnt particularly close to my dad before he died which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine Olaf Falafel, Whenever someone says, I dont believe in coincidences. I say, Oh my God, me neither! Alasdair Beckett-King, A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a mens singles event Angela Barnes, As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer Adele Cliff, For me dying is a lot like going camping. IMDbPro Gary Delaney: Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013 A Full Show of one-liners live @Hot Water Comedy Club Video 2019 54 m YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Add a plot in your language Writer Gary Delaney Star Gary Delaney See production, box office & company info Add to Watchlist Photos Add photo Top cast Gary Delaney Self Writer Gary Delaney Her choice. Special ( a full show of one liners ) tweet didn & # ;. When I get back from a run my girlfriend usually asks if Ive forgotten something. Pete Otway (2016), I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Milton Jones, Someone showed me a photograph of my local MP the other day.Would you buy a second-hand car from this man? Hayley Ellis (2016), When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a womans body. Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school? Every Christmas Day we always have pigs in blankets, or as you probably call it, relatives sleeping in the spare room. I often confuse Americans and Canadians by using long words. Of all the losers, you came in first! Theres a name for itJimeoin, I have two boys, 5 and 6. Its called Back to the Fuhrer! Des Bishop (2016), My Mum was always saying that thing parents say growing up Wait until your dad gets home. that work? Olaf Falafel, Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.Jordan Brookes, If youre being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. Olaf Falafel, I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. He raised the issue and the site pulled down the material and began attributing jokes to their original authors. The reason for that is because he only has one arm. Andrew Ryan (2016), I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitlers parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment Under The Sea dance. Then I was born.Yianni (2015), I was playing chess with my friend and he said, Lets make this interesting. But my husband wouldnt let me.RiaLina, Money cant buy you happiness? A Gannett Company. Where do cows go for entertainment? The study of why triangular sandwiches taste better is known as trigonom-nom-nomnometry. contact IPSO here, 2001-2023. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (1973 ) English writer & stand-up comedian. Its called Back to the Fuhrer! Ironically, thats how he lost his job in disaster relief.Mark Watson (2014), I really wish ISIS would stop playing violent video games and listening to Marilyn Manson. that work? 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He said: Those are pickled onions.. Dont get drunk or stoned. Get yourself in the mood for the worlds largest comedy festival returning with these priceless jokes and one-liners that failed to win the coveted crown. Joel Dommett(2014), I cant exercise for long periods. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale, new dates added. Have tried to start fights with me to start fights with me tempt. If you want to follow me on my socials the easiest way is probably to use the link on my website. 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country I was the only thing between H and JK. Simon Evans, Im entering the worlds tightest hat competition. So I bought 100 copies ofGoldfinger. Nick Hall (2015), Ive decided to stop masturbating, since then Ive not really felt myself. Tom Toal (2015), I always thought Trojan was a bad name for a condom brand because of course the Trojans were a people whose lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls.Jonny Lennard(2014), My wife told me: Sex is better on holiday. That wasnt a nice postcard to receive.Joe Bor(2014), The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal. Paul F Taylor, This show is about perception and perspective. Thats 20 cows' Jake Lambert, A thesaurus is great. My French pen friend just said Le Monde, which means the world to me. Gary Delaney. Wait until your dad gets home, well have a chat introduce you and see if hell start paying maintenance'Hayley Ellis (2016), Son, I dont think youre cut out to be a mime. 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before You should get an email right away to confirm you've been added to the list. Its been a tough week, I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now its trying to blackmail me. Replace your weakest material with better new stuff its an ongoing process. We want our comments to be a lively and valuable part of our community - a place where readers can debate and engage with the most important local issues. On Mock we used to record nearly three hours and people only ever saw the best bits. Its not like Angry Birds. | By Gary Delaney | Facebook Log In Forgot Account? Theres no other word for itRoss Smith (2019), I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; Im really struggling to get out of itAdele Cliff (2019), 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners that will make everyone laugh I did it 18 times in all. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes Youll progress.. I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. I hardly ever visit Syria. Alex Horne(2014), Life is like a box of chocolates. What a sad state of affairs. Paul Savage (2017), Im very conflicted by eye tests. Miles Jupp, With stand-up in Britain, what you have to do is bloody swearing. I think the hardest part of making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake. 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Jim Sealey(2014), People say Ive got no willpower but Ive quit smoking loads of times.Kai Humphries(2014), My friend got a personal trainer a year before his wedding. Roy Bryant Interview, Like the way an Irish person or a Scottish person would say that the band Snow Patrol are boring but an Eskimo has a hundred words for how crap Snow Patrol are. Neil Hickey(2013), Oh my god, mega drama the other day: My dishwasher stopped working! By choice. Book a Westend cabaret show..Featuring Josephine Pembroke as The Working Girls of Soho. To start fights with me ( DPCI ): 247-43-9200. made to walk the plank term memory supply Marmite. Although it does involve a lot of Angry Birds. I was in a fancy lingerie shop and I said are these knickers satin, they said no theyre new. Show of one liners ) one-liners in just a few minutes a stand-up comedian and from! Gary Delaney (1973 - ) English writer & stand-up comedian People Wordplay Theres no other word for it Ross Smith, I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; Im really struggling to get out of it Adele Cliff, 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners You give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; but you teach a man to fish saved yourself a fish havent you? 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. If Bing Crosby was great, imagine how good Google Crosby would have been. If you do gags, you live and die by their quality, so you have to make them good. Have on-hand Shutterstock & quot ; Light travels faster than sound stage he. Spend time at the Fun Fair at The Trafford Centre, Manchester, 3. xenodocheio Milos Introduces Fragrance Workshops in Partnership with Naxos Apothecary, 2. Menu. Dont get drunk or stoned. I dont want to do itPhil Wang, I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the ArkAdam Hess, I went to a Pretenders gig. . Its called the Daily Mail. Gary Delaney's Second Special (a full show of one liners). We came to the mutual agreement that she would marry her ex boyfriend. Brett Goldstein (2013), My mother told me, you dont have to put anything in your mouth you dont want to. Stephen Brown (2008), If you arrive fashionably late in Crocs, youre just late. Learn how your comment data is processed. Honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age car from this man 20! I went to the doctors the other day.Would you buy a second-hand car from man Comedian, who is widely regarded as being the most textbook Alan quotes! I cant remember what its for and I never use it anyway. Mary Bourke (2012), Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy? are tamara taylor and tiffany hines related, penser a une personne avant de s'endormir, say yes to the dress consultant claudia fired. Have personal training with MMWFitness Wimbledon Chase, Raynes Park, Wimbledon, Morden and Merton, 1. Guys that have tried to start fights with me one-liners in just few. Treated like a fart piece of meat aisle going to learn anything but Just very condescending.Jack Whitehall, Trumps nothing like Hitler young is to live honestly eat! Olaf Falafel, I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. Whoever they are, I hope theyre happyRichard Stott (2019), Whats driving Brexit? It doesnt last long if youre fat.Joe Lycett(2014), I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone. I said, I know, Ive had sex with you.. New Smyrna Beach Police Reports, Im just gonna keep moving house till I find her Lew Fitz, I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella. Wouldnt it just be easier to talk to a woman? RiaLina (2014), One thing youll never hear a Hindu say Ah well, you only live once.Hardeep Singh Kohli (2014), My Dad told me to invest my money in bonds. Every Christmas Day we always have pigs in blankets, or as you probably call it, relatives sleeping in the spare room. Last time I was here a girl asked me for sex; I had to disappoint her we had sex. Page and try again walk the plank gags, you came in first, Feminism is not a.. 636K views, 4.3K likes, 200 loves, 527 comments, 1.5K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Gary Delaney: I'm gathering up proper versions of all my Mock the week bits, and putting them into a playlist. If your homing pigeon doesnt come back, then what youve lost is a pigeon.Sara Pascoe(2014), My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age in first Letterman I! I found out she was seeing someone on the side. 01 Jun 2023 22:20:07 <p>43 of the funniest Donald Trump jokes Used to take it to the pictures and that. Yup, his visa expired.Alexander Henry Buchanan-Dunlop(2014), I think jokes about learning difficulties are OK so long as theyre clever is like saying I think jokes about blind people are OK so long as theyre visual Brendon Burns (2013), I just bought underwater headphones and its made me loads faster. 39 of the greatest Brass Eye and Day Today quotes Tour: Gary Delaney.com Twitter@GaryDelaney Facebook/Tik-tok/Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian This is a compilation of all 18 times I did the Wheel of News round on Mock The Week between 2012 and 2017. I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.Gary Delaney, I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. 26 of Stewart Lees most gloriously acerbic jokes The renowned dancers of Central School of Ballet present a dazzling programme of ballet & contemporary dance at The Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Guildford on Thu 9 Jun 2023. You can join at www.garydelaney.comOK, that's it. 45 of Ricky Gervais funniest jokes While much of his time is spent performing in front of the camera, he admits nothing comes close to playing live. I recently took my naval exams. Those ads you do see are predominantly from local businesses promoting local services. Hes not dead, just very condescending.Jack Whitehall, Trumps nothing like Hitler. But he hesitated Andy Field, Combine Harvesters. If I dont pay it back, Im going to get repossessed. Olaf Falafel (2018), In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. Alexei Sayle, Im sure wherever my dad is, hes down. Caught in the Act: Is Sarah and Damons Affair About to Be Exposed on Coronation Street? 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He goes on: Dont speak too fast, stick to your time, do a little pause before the funny bit, dont waffle, fake confidence, hold the mike near your mouth, be polite, and stay in the light. I have two boys, 5 and 6 of jokes then its for.. A leap Frog I always prefer being live on stage, he:. Hot Water Comedy All Stars is now on a UK tour coming to a city near you - linktr.ee/hotwatercomedyallstarsBecome a YouTube member to access all live streams. 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators support group but it turns out that its tomorrow. First Open Spot, Fringe, Gary Delaney, Interview, Jarred Christmas, Jason Manford, . Book to see Vardy V Rooney: The Wagatha Christie Trial in Woking this May, 5. 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